Do you like sex? Sure. We all do.
In the last post, I talked about secular morality, and I think this heartwarming Facebook-image bait pretty much sums it up.
What all this really boils down to is simple. Don’t do bad shit to people. And we know what’s bad, ’cause it’s bad. But all of that bad talk about bad things is so negative! Instead, let’s talk about what’s good. Real good.
Sex. Sex is good. And why is it good? Well, I’m no scientist, but as far as I’m aware, it’s good ’cause living is good, and dying is bad, and the more sex we have, the more babies we make, and the more our genes live on. So better sex is sex that is more sex rather than less sex.
“But wait!” you interject, “What the hell is this ‘sexular’ thing? Is sex really something that’s moral or amoral?”
I’m glad you asked. See, generally morality focuses on what’s wrong. “Is murder moral? Is adultery moral?” But no one ever asks, “Are back rubs moral? Are birthdays moral? Is pizza moral?”
We need more conversations about theses good things when discussing heavy topics as morality. That’s why we should talk about sexular morality — the morality of things that are amazing — and why we all need to be doing them all the time forever and ever without end.